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Transcribed by Michael J. Falk ketchup@ods.ods.net http://ods.ods.net/ketchup
The end of the chorus is played differently all 3 times- that's the deal with the *.
A#dim is an A# diminished chord consisting of the notes A#, C, and E. Any chord followed by a slash is the chord name followed by the bass note. For example, Bm/A is a Bm chord with an A played on the bass.
******************* Begin Transcription ******************* "Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Al Yankovic
Intro: D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
D G A D I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a
G A A#dim Bm Bm/A E/G# E rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy
A G behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped
D/F# D G his hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle
A D G A Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,
A#dim Bm Bm/A E/G# E could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,
A A7 I probably would have kept on guessing but about
Bm that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm
E7 A D/F# laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I
G D Em G recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who
A A7/G A/F# A/E takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:
Chorus:
D G A D Everything you know is wrong, black is white,
G A A#dim Bm Bm/A E/G# up is down and short is long, and everything
E A A7/G A/F# A/E you thought was just so important doesn't matter,
D G A D Everything you know is wrong, just forget the
C#sus4 F#m Bm Bm/A E/G# E words and sing along, all you need to understand is
G A * everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G Second time: D Third time:
G A Bm C#m Everything you know is (everything you know is)
G A D D Everything you know is wrong! (end)
Solos: (Accordion Solo:) G E F# G A
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:) Cm F G Am Bb Am Bb G C
(Guitar Solo:) Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums then into verse)
***************** End Transcription *****************
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